Saturday, October 27, 2012

Caption Princess Leia

Really?  Do I look like I want to be bothered?

Wednesday, October 24, 2012


She's been hugging all over them mutts.  More than usual.  Turns out there was a death in Muttville's extended family.  A pup from the litter, (yes there were 10 mini muttvilles running around at one time plus mom dog and dad dog-Muttville's looney bin) and anyways, one was hit by a truck and killed.

Now it isn't that I don't feel the sadness, but just as long as it doesn't mess up my lap time.  Especially now when she needs me most to be soft and caring and I can do that for her.  She's got the best lap in the house.

      Yea, I'm all mush inside, but don't ever repeat this or I may have to claw you.  

Monday, October 15, 2012

In My Defense

Boxer's "servant" here as he so likes to imply.  Have any of you cat owners ever had to deal with a large cat that constantly steals your seat and takes up the whole thing?  Have you ever had to move sixteen pounds of dead weight softly and gently that won't budge?  And then whines and cries like your physically hurting him?  It's crazy!!  I don't know how many times I have to fend for MY chair and not feel like I'm getting in a cat fight to get it back.  I don't mind sharing either, but that's just not in Boxer's vocabulary.

  Now just where am I suppose to sit Boxer?

The boy is stubborn, I'll give him that much.  But really how much is one owner suppose to take? 

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

The Throne

Do any of you felines have this problem with your servant?

My servant gets off of my throne so that I can take it back and then has the audacity to try and push me off at her return.  And this 16 pound king ain't moving.  Then she acts like I am imposing on HER!!  Does she expect me to regain my kingdom from Muttville while sitting in the little kiddie recliner she put on the other side of the room?  I hardly think so.  Beside I don't remember anything in the royalty manual about sharing the darn thing.  Unless of she's in it then I can still claim top position.  Refer to kings manual, under dominance rule #1, for top cat position, be above servant.

I can't take anymore battles with her.  All of this fighting over something should be mine anyways, deserves tuna and nap!

Monday, October 1, 2012

That Bitch!

You know how when you claim your servant's lap-you own it!  There is nothing more important than me at that moment and that's it.  That's all she needs to know.  Well leave it to Muttville to start gorging on her brains for control.

While I sat comfy and secure on my lap throne, one by one, the muttbutts wanted in and they wanted out, which meant I lost my throne every time she got up to tend to those needy muttbutts.  Who's the real king around here anyways?  Those slobbery mutts or this ruthless feline who could tear out all out Muttville's eyes with one swipe of my claws, but instead rely on my dignity and proper self control.  Something none Muttville will ever attain to...

Trying to recover from the embarrassment and humiliation of being ON THE FLOOR!!

So in order to make up for the Muttville door parade, my servant began grooming me with this fantastic soft bristle brush.  It was like insane ecstasy.  The rubbing, the purring, the brushing....And while I dance around on her lap I made sure all 18 claws were out, digging into her legs.  I wanted each needle to reach skin so as  to remind her I hadn't forgotten what she had done and to teach her a lesson with every little poke.  And that no matter how much to she tries to salvage the evening with this...crazy...brush....Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Maybe, just maybe you are forgiven.  
But just until you are done brushing me.
All I need now is tuna and nap!!