Boxer here with a quick update on the status of our servant...she has just been upgraded. From now on she will be known and answer to the title of : Boxer and Princess Leia's Apprentice She will take full responsibility for owning her new title and will serve with the same astute vigor as we train her in the ways of a cat. And not just any cat, the grand royalty that I, King Boxer and Princess Leia can only give to make any headway into that overrun canine mind of hers. We have to start somewhere. So bear with us as she learns our ways and reaches her inner cat that is in there somewhere beneath all the dog fur and slobber. This is a day to start with a fresh slate and guide her to the tigress within.
We had to do something. The poor girl is never going to catch on at the rate she's going.