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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

The Challenge...

Boxer here:


I've been unable to grace you with my presence as my apprentice has had her head up doggyville's butt.  That's all right, I lie like a lion ready for the pounce.  Just gives me more time to plot my revenge.  It may take longer than I first thought, but I will get there.

If you are just joining us, Muttville has managed to warp my assistance's brain with all things canine.  She answers to them on a whim and leaves us cats second on the list.  I know, I know that is just wrong.  But it's not her fault she was just brought up that way and now we, Princess Leia and I are trying to turn that damaged head of hers around.  That's when we upgraded her to our apprentice and took her under our wing to channel her inner tigress. We've started with one lesson and let me tell you the damage is worse than I thought and it is going to take more of my ingenious wit and savvy ways (with the added touch of my purposely placed claws) to bring her up to our level.



And this is the challenge we face.  For kitties everywhere.  For all our royalty and worth to fight the Muttvilles of the world.  One apprentice at a time.  

Tell me kitties, is anyone else facing this challenge?  Do the Muttvilles at your house rule above you?  Are we not alone in our quest of making the world order right again?     


4 comments:

Molly The Wally said...

Ha ha we rule our roost for sure. Yes it is the right order of things.
Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

sagechronicles said...

Are you kidding? I don't get away with much before Mystic, in particular, is there meowing at me. 'Get out of my sunspot'. 'That's my spot on the bed'. And on and on....

36 Claws of Attitude said...

You guys have it made. We have to fight everyday to get any cat respect around here! The dogs just laugh in our faces!!

House of Carnivores said...

Our dogs are actually somewhat scared of the cats. Especially Annie, who is ironically "low cat on the totem pole" as far as the other cats are concerned.