Hell yea I'll go outside!!
I am king of the forest
I acted aloof but interested, taking my time before rubbing against her leg and getting those wonderful long strokes in my fur. I ventured a little further, eating some grass along the way. Which by the way isn't causing any upset with the my tummy like it did the last few summers. I moseyed over to the the sheds, minding my own business and get as far away from the Mutt circus as possible.
When all of the sudden...
And then I here it...laughing and praising as the mutts clamor around her like they just slayed a dragon. She is letting them keep tabs on me and if I wander, the round up crew comes out to get me. And she thinks it cute.
So you thought it was "cute" did you?
Just think how "cute" every claw in your sore legs will be tonight, my apprentice. Digging each finely chiseled point deep into your skin. Oh, and that headbutt of mine that you think is so annoying, lets just see how many times I can spill your pop in your lap while you try to drink. Just wait until I get you alone and all your little muttville isn't there to protect you. You may have foiled me once again. But just remember revenge is so much sweeter the second time around. (and third and forth and fifth...)
Take your time learning that cats rule, I'm a very patient and vengeful cat...I got time....